Brainwashing is a very good idea but erh..you can keep that to yourself because putting brains into the washing machine and watch it SSSPPPPIIIINNN, TUMBLE, TWIST and HUNG up to dry with the rest of the laundries is a pretty discusting sight.Heheh..
Recently, my mom's mango tree fruited heavily and we were all so happy because we thought that it had already 'sterile'. Hey,I mean it's even older than my sister~not to say that she's old but yeah,literally,I'm referring to the mango tree :) But yeah, a 20++ years old tree can be considered a 'warga emas'. I love you tree and the government love you too :) Look at all the wonderful facilities that are provided for you :) There are are..nerr..that one lah..yeah la,that one lah..haiyo,like that also tak tau ke? Okie okie,they provided the Old Folks Home for the 'gold folks' so that they can chit-chat and drink some coffee there (I'm not sending anyone there..bad creations),there are also those really cute and comfortable wheelchairs that allows you to pamper yourself and at the same time,laugh loudly at all those youngsters who have to walk up and down the shopping centre,not forgetting the lifts (Erh..is this counted too?Nevermind, we'll just take that in) and last but not least~the almighty VIP chairs in the LRT stations :) Since most 'golden folks' have poor eyesight, I've got one tip here to help you to differentiate between your VIP seat and the normal seat.Follow these steps:
1) Upon walking into the train,ask for directions to your VIP seat.
P.s.: Youngsters these days are very different from the ones from your time so most probably
the answer that you will get might just be the plain-simple 'There'.But it's alright.Just head
head over to 'there'.
2) When you reach 'there',pray to God that the seats are empty.Otherwise,you will need to
stand because youngsters~you know..Unless you are lucky enough to find someone with a
kind heart.
3 ) Assume that there are many empty seats,remember you are still in search of your VIP seat.
Now,sit and 'feel' the seat. If it's warm then stand up immediately and move to the next
chair.
4 ) Repeat until you find a seat that are not-so-warm or moderate cold.
5 ) Now,sit down and smile :)
Congratulations for that now you have mastered the skills of finding your VIP seat.You see,nowadays not many 'golden folks' choose to travel by the LRT train so these seats might as well be left empty and cold waiting to be heated up by it's respective users like you :)
Oh,right..is it stated in the rule book that trees are considered one part of the 'golden family'?Heheh..
Happy times sure ends fast.My dear old tree,you must sure be in a pain when the heavy rainfall that day actually broke your arms off with the rest of the mangoes..You don't now how shocked we were when we opened the front door just to find your arms on the ground.A total of almost 30 unripe mangoes wasted..Bad rain.If I was Klausner,I'll probably do the same thing asking the doctor to stitch through wood and apply iodine on you..Poor tree.But end up,we didn't waste those young mangoes as we turned them into mango pickles :) Mmmmm...
Thank you tree for everything :) I love your mangoes. Although it's really funny that quite some number of people actually came up to my house just to ask for some of the wonderful mangoes they saw hanging on you.Not forgetting this old man who actually tried to steal them from your branches.Hahaha.. :)
~Hugs~
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